A guy is in
line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather hot blonde
has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't
place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry,
do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you
might be the father
of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he
has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party
that I screwed on the pool table in front of all
my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English