Did you ever wonder:
 
  1.  If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
  2.  If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  3.  When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
  4.  How did a fool and his money GET together?
  5.  How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  6.  If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  7.  What's another word for thesaurus?
  8.  Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
  9.  Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  10. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  11. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
  12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  13. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  14. Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
  15. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
  16. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
  17. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
  18. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  19. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
  20. What was the best thing before sliced bread?