THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE:

After much research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van
Gogh had many
relatives.  Among them were:

His obnoxious brother........................................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt......................................................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes...............................Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store. Stop n Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white ....Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois........................................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle ............................................Where did it Gogh
His Mexican cousin.............................................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother....Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach..............Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle..........................................Can't Gogh
The dancing aunt...................................................Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle...............................................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst...................................E Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking...................Way to Gogh
The fruit loving cousin............................................Man Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ......................................Po Gogh
A sister who loved disco.......................................Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the county in a van......Winnie Bay Gogh