One day, this kid came home from school with a homework assignment.  His assignment: To tell the class the next day the difference between theory and reality.  He asked his father for help.  "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?"  "That's easy, son." the father replied.  He gestured to his son to go ask his sister a  question. "Go upstairs and ask your sister if she would sleep with any guy for a million bucks." The kid went upstairs and asked his sister, "Hey, Sis! Would you sleep with any guy for a million dollars?"  His sister gave a disgusted look and yelled, "Pervert!"  Then casually continued, "Of course I would, fool.  Are you stupid?  It's a million bucks!"  The kid quickly ran downstairs to tell his dad.  "Dad, dad, she said yes, yes she would sleep with any guy for a million bucks."  Then the dad said, "Now go ask your mother the same question."  The kid ran back upstairs and asked his mom, "Mom, would you sleep with any guy for a million bucks?"  The mom answered, "Of course! That's allot of money!" The kid then ran back downstairs again to tell his dad.  "Dad dad, she said yes, yes she'll sleep with any guy for a million bucks!"  Then his dad mildly answered, "You see, son, that's the difference between theory and reality.  In theory, we're living on a gold mine.  In reality, we're living with two whores!" ****************************************************************************