BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
 BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
 BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
 BYTE - What you pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
 CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
 CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
 TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
 CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
 DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
 DISKETTE - Female Disco Dancer
 FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
 HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
 HARD COPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
 INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
 KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
 MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
 MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
 MODEM - What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall
 MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
 NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
 ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
 ROM - Where the pope lives
 SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
 SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
 SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
 SCSI - What you call your week old underwear