A PREACHER VISITS AN ELDERLY WOMAN FROM HIS CONGREGATION.
AS HE SITS ON THE COUCH HE NOTICES A LARGE BOWL OF PEANUTS ON THE COFFEE TABLE.

"MIND IF I HAVE A FEW?" HE ASKS.

"NO NOT AT ALL" THE WOMAN REPLIED.

THEY CHAT FOR AN HOUR AND AS THE PREACHER STANDS TO LEAVE, HE REALIZES
INSTEAD OF EATING JUST A FEW PEANUTS, HE EMPTIED MOST OF THE BOWL.

"I'M SO SORRY FOR EATING ALL YOUR PEANUTS, I REALLY JUST MEANT TO EAT A
FEW," STATED THE PREACHER.

"THAT'S ALL RIGHT," REPLIED THE WOMAN. "EVER SINCE I LOST MY TEETH ALL
I CAN DO IS SUCK THE CHOCOLATE OFF THEM"!!!