49 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)
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     1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
     2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
     3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
     4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
     5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
     6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
     7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
     8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
     9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
     10. Eye Drops off Shelf
     11. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
     12. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
     13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
     14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
     15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
     16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
     17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
     18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
     19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
     20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
     21. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
     22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
     23. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
     24. War Dims Hope for Peace
     25. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
     26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
     27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
     28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
     29. Deer Kill 17,000
     30. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
     31. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
     32. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
     33. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
     34. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
     35. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
     36. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
     37. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
     38. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
     39. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
     40. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
     41. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
     42. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
     43. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
     44. Air Head Fired
     45. Steals Clock, Faces Time
     46. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
     47. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
     48. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
     49. Include your Children When Baking Cookies