Rocco and Guido are sitting at the bar talking. Guido
says "Hey, Rocco, how long it is I been a wiseguy?" Rocco says "Uh, gee,
Guido, I dunno, maybe thirty years youse been in, huh?" Guido says "Yeah,
thirty years. Youse know how many guys I whacked in dem thirty years?"
Rocco says "I dunno, maybe twenny, twenny five guys." Guido says "Yeah,
Rocco, twenny, twenny five guys I whacked, but do they call me Guido the
Knife? NO!"
Then Guido says "Hey Rocco, how much green ya think I
put on the street over the years?" Rocco says "I dunno, Guido, probly millions."
Guido says "That's right, Rocco, MILLIONS, but do they call me Guido the
Book or Guido the Bank? NO!"
Then Guido says "Hey Rocco, how many construction projects
I fixed in my time?" Rocco says "I dunno Guido, couple hunnerd anyways."
Guido says "That's right. At least that many, but do they call me Guido
the Fix? NO!"
Guido looks around the room, lowers his voice and leans
over to Rocco and says
"But ya screw ONE goat, boy..."