A business man was drained after a terrible week.  He had not sold any
of his products while on a long trip.  He was tired. He felt his luck
was at rock bottom.  He entered the plane to fly home and noticed that
all three seats in his row were empty. "Thank God", he said to himself.
"The first good thing that has happened to me in two weeks". He sat down
and closed his eyes to rest.

Just as the door of the plane was closing he heard one last passenger
board and sit next to him. "Oh great," he thought. When he opened his
eyes he saw a beautiful women. "Finally," he thought his luck might be
changing.  She was very attractive, well groomed and nicely dressed.

She noticed that she had disturbed him, "I'm sorry, I was detained
because I was giving a lecture on my last 3 years of research on the "sexual male."

He raised one eyebrow and said, "What research?"

"Oh," she said, " it's very interesting. " I have discovered that the three
top males who are best at satisfying women. They are the Jewish male
because they can relate to women, the Native American because they can
get in touch with a women's spirit, and the Southern male
because of his endurance. By the way, my name is Nancy."

He said, "Hi, my name is Tonto Weinberg but my friends in Alabama call
me Bubba."